In this inaugural episode of Dawn Patrol, Gabe, Erik, Bob, and Potatowire gather early on a Saturday morning to catch up on a wide range of unrelated and uninteresting topics.

After helping Potatowire learn how to add friends to Skype, the guys discuss how much they want a Dr. Drang bobblehead, catching up on Roderick on the Line, Heretics, the mirror universe, the definition of “in the can”, the TD fall schedule, self-muting, peerage within the Potato Kingdom, the  Watch, the roots of fanboiism, and lock-in.